verity weller says it pays to put up with family

[warded to Alicia]
ALI.

[warded to Toad]
Hi.

[warded to Alicia]
Have you ever been to Trim Twigs? In Hogsmeade?

All of a sudden, all Zoey can talk about is flying. She wants a broom so badly and she doesn't ask for much, my first instinct is to say yes, of course you can have a broom, because really, she's a good kid. She's smart and well behaved and just a really awesome child and I'm not just saying that because I'm biased even Trevor likes her, I think, and he HATES kids. But she's still a kid. She wanted to be a rock star two years ago and I paid for three lessons before she decided it was too hard to play the guitar. I don't want to get her a broom only to have it end up in the attic. Although, I suppose lessons would be cheaper, what with my best friend being a QUIDDITCH STAR.

Oi! Ali! You'll teach Zoey to fly, aye?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TREVOR!!!!!!!!

If you want to do anything, let us know! My treat!

[warded to Gretchen]
Do you and Trevor have anything planned for Tuesday?

[Warded to Trevor]

I was going to ask this of Gretchen but your girl kind of scares me and you're the only other person I know who would give an objective, non-emotional answer and not tell me it's cute or sweet just because they like the "romance" of it. Is it creepy to get an anonymous package from a "secret admirer" containing a dress?

I think I dislocated my fingers last night or sprained them or something. Stupid fingers. I'm okay with medicinal magic (sort of have to be in my line of work) but I've never been good with bones plus I'm not even sure they're broken or dislocated so I just made myself a splint rather than miscasting a spell & ending up losing all the bones in my hand or something. I need that hand!

I suppose I could have just gone to Mungo's or something, but really, like I said, they're only dislocated or sprained or something, it's not like they're green or have been eaten by a plant or transfigured into a raccoon (thank MERLIN cos raccoons are FREAKY little buggers), I can just suck it up instead of going to the A&E at like 2 in the morning. They're better today, if anyone was interested, just all bruised and twingy so I think they must be sprained rather than dislocated.

The. End.

I think I'm going to start writing "the end" at the end of everything I say. I feel like it adds gravitas to my statements that otherwise might be lacking. I had a really good omelette for breakfast this morning. The end.

OR IS IT.

( and she looks like i think jesus would have looked now i know why mary and the boys got hooked )